To those of you who are as big a moron as me when it comes to this stuff, the exact commands on the automatic installation found here:

http://bitcoin.kyros.info/

The commands to install are as follows EXACTLY:

wget http://bitcoin.kyros.info/install-merged-mining.sh
sudo bash ./install-merged-mining.sh --compile

Or if you want to download:

wget http://bitcoin.kyros.info/install-merged-mining.sh
sudo bash ./install-merged-mining.sh --download

I realize this may be a stupid post but I typed in the above but instead of "bash" I put "sh". I kept getting a Bad Substitution error and couldn't figure out why.

I'm a moron. Don't be like me.