I think people are getting confused between the optimal properties of base money and the priorities of record keeping on behalf of the holders of such.
If I expand my little example of earlier - where a plumber agrees to do a job for you in exchange for your bike
First, you fail to defend Dash against Peter Todd's "snake oil/fake crypto" charges.
Then you lash out at Monero, making untrue assertions which you failed to prove, becoming in the process embarrassingly lost in the intricacies of Basic Cryptonote 101.
And now, you are retreating with hands a-waving into comforting fuzzy generalities about "optimal properties of base money" while invoking ink-cloud nonsense about plumbers and bikes.
If you backpedaled any faster, your bike chain would have come off.
And if you "don't like being attacked" I suggest not attacking others.