Well, that explains where the stripper pole was sourced from for Maude's wedding. They even get to save on the photography cost if John "Yes Dear" Mutrux didn't forget how to use a camera after his exactly-what-is-it-that-I-do-here? stint over at BFL.

Thanks to Bitcoin, Sonny Vleisides was able to, once again, enrich his family and friends millions of dollars, this time under the watchful eyes of his probation officer, Courtney N. Pierce, while he lied through his fuckin' ass to her. Donning a hardhat while working manual labor at a construction site my motherfuckin' ass! Not to mention slapping together a one-page website and convincing her that it's worth ONLY two million dollars hence no VC takers, or another site selling concrete worldwide.