This...Dash has a blockchain waiting to be deanonymized. ...
This.
Dash may be a fun exercise in the psychology of young-adults/late-teens, but I think there's a high probability that 5 years from now, it'll be trading at less of a fraction of BTC than it is today (due to fundamentally inferior crypto and p2p-design versus other coins in the niche in which it can even theoretically gain market-share). That said, like every alt, it also seems to be an exercise in financial psychology of illiquid assets (anyone read "Reminiscences of a Stock Operator"?), so the swings in the meantime may be extreme and provide yet more data for academic observers.
Kids, listen to your Legendary elders. Just say No to Dash.