Except I will have a hookah bar, just as I will be a rock star. I never said I'd use crates as seats, a box can be of any shape, including a rectangular prism. I haven't got ahold of the agent yet.
My plan is infallible, that's what I know, believe it or not.
Anyone can say they'll succeed, dank. You have to prove it. Open the hookah bar. All you've done is talk about it. With a perfect infallible plan, a loan should be incredibly easy to get.
Why have you not talked to the real estate agent yet? I thought you were serious about this.
Oh, and you need music lessons. I don't know where you got the idea that some rock legends never had them, but I promise you, they did, and they didn't argue on forums in their spare time. They practiced until their fingers bled.
I don't know where you get all this confidence. You haven't accomplished anything yet. You don't get to be smug until you actually do something. Stop slacking off and talk to the real estate agent. Any investors watching you right now just see a lazy arrogant ass who hasn't done half the footwork needed to be done. I guess that's why you're still waiting for funding while a real businessman would already have the bar open at this point.