You are not a native English speaker either

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write up -> write-up (correct form has a dash)
tell tale -> talletale (correct form is 1 word)
Don't try to get money by just using a free online proofreader.
Not to mention things like the improper use of ellipses. I found ~20 errors total just in his original post, which is painful to see for someone who supposedly has experience with proofreading and editing. This is the equivalent of someone claiming to be a professional mechanic, and then just trying to Google each issue because he has no idea what he's doing (and destroys your car in the process).
That's funny, I have 3 fans already! I wrote this
on a whim (might want to check your reading comprehension) so I could submit and not forget about it. Good to see we have at least three scholars among us here. Can you please list out all twenty corrections? Do you have any sample essays I can read to help ascend to your level of English mastery? How can I be like you?

Go back to school

100% this. Basically, what he's trying to say is "I'm applying for a job but I'm too lazy to even take a minute to post a proper application." He's probably one of those kids that go around with their pants sagging, wondering why nobody's going to hire them and saying "If I had the job, I'd actually dress properly. But since you ain't hired me yet, I ain't got a reason to make myself presentable, yo. Quit hatin'."
Hint: if he can't take a minute to proofread his OWN posts, there's no way in hell he's going to do it for someone else. He'll just submit error-ridden text and claim he was in a rush and did it
"on a whim."This actually sounds just like me when I first started out, a few years ago. I visited Freelancer and wrote one-liner applications for article writing jobs

Oh and since you asked so nicely, d0om,
here's a nice article with what someone thinks are the 35 best speeches ever made.