You can't be serious.

Here is a summary of what you wish to be changed as you believe the statements to be untrue (from your highlighted section of the bitcoin.org site):

'Instant peer to peer transactions'

Bitcoin has instant peer to peer transactions. That's what it does. Confirmation frequently takes a matter of seconds. If you want true 'instant', then I suggest you invent the quantum computer that will also be able to anticipate your desire to send money before you yourself even know it.

'Worldwide payments'

Do I really need to argue this point? I sent some coin ten thousand odd miles just yesterday.

'Zero or low processing fees'

It has (if you choose for it to be so) and it does... although the figure in your head might be different, but I think everyone is well aware that was in meant is 'in comparison to banks/paypal/credit cards' etc.