Uhm ok then, I'll not be setting up a node it seems

No problem, I'll leave this task to who has those money to invest

So you weren't planning on buying any Dash anyway? If you were planning on buying some coins, then whatever amount you ended up buying could be put toward a partial share in a masternode with others in a similar situation (restating). You could setup a node without any dash just by leaving an unfunded wallet open, but you certainly aren't going to get paid for it.