I've withdrawn well over 1000 btc in the past months.
Bullshit. TX ids or didn't happen.
Alright woman.
I'll dig through my wallets tomorrow and post them.

"woman" - is that supposed to be some sort of a derogatory remark?
You do that. Don't forget to post messages signed with the receiving address(es) too because we wouldn't want to cast any doubt on your integrity, would we?