No, that is nothing like what my day looks like.  Nice try.

Taking tips from people != lessons.  I'm down for advice if it comes into my life, I won't go seeking instruction though.  By the way, RIP/happy birthday Jimi.

I'm pretty sure I have acknowledged some advice given in this thread, I don't acknowledge yours because, honestly, you just seem like an angry little man.  Most of what you say though is something like get a job or classes, or something with the similar nature of "you can't do that without 'real' experience and education."