Thanks for the help harizen but my post was a joke to relaxing the situation. I know bitcoin since three years and I know what I am able to do to have those. I can suggest even you what to do. Only buy. Every other way is untrustable (except signature campaigns which give something and in which I participate with two account). 
Then maintain momentum to those trustable ways. Why you didn't create an account here early? Or should I say , do you have an account here before?