Your inexplicable affinity for Mr. Garza is sadly on topic but expect to be laughed at for that.
That is taking the piss.
No no no, don't flatter yourself. When I said "laughed at" I didn't mean you're so funny that we would piss ourselves laughing. More like "cringing" than "laughing" really.
But please lay down your sward: I shouldn't be here in the first place and I'll try to avoid this thread for the time being.
Wonderful. Take care.