I've got just the thing, genuine miracle cream I bought from a travelling salesman.
"Come one, come all" he said. "Step right up!"
"This sounds too good to be true" I thought.
He said I looked like a smart young man.
"So is it a deal?" I inquired.
Two hours later he was gone, with 60 of my dollars.
But I had the miracle cream!
That's all very nice, and I'm sure your enjoyed yourself.
Just as I am sure that your grandfather was one of the boys who yelled "Get a horse" at early motorists.