Why don't you consider being a boring person by doing silly stuff like obeying the law.
Because laws are so insanely broad and ambiguous that "obeying the law" is slowly becoming as safe as not doing it. Eg. you really don't want to be caught on cam while doing a bitcoin transaction because money laundering.
That's a bit of an exaggeration but when i think about it, its sadly not much of one. The law is open to interpretation, there is a huge grey zone where you can break the law even if you're not, or not be breaking the law even if you are, or should be.
I'm just thankful i'm not in the US, where bitcoin is in a negative legal status. It's much better in Canada.