so tomorrow is the magical 8.8. - I'm really curious if something will happen and what. 
I found a copy of tomorrow's script in the hotel printer:
-Otoh (aka King DashHole), jealous of XMR's moon trip and angry about the Dash crash, borrows every available Monero to short
-Otoh's 28k rage dump briefly breeches 0.0023
-XMR is suddenly added to BTC38, in celebration of Lucky Monero Day
-XMR rallies, shorts are squeezed like lemons, price spikes to $8