I use to have a couple. I was in trouble, and needed fatherly advice, and someone to help me pay for my apartment. I'm not smart with my money, and now I'm broke again....should definitely get another one.

Let me guess: You're a dude pretending to be a broke-ass dudette.
I'm really a lady. If you want me to prove it, let's Skype? There's a pic of me in my signature. (Sort of. It goes to a post where I'm selling my handmade jewelry, but in that post, there's a link to a pic of me). Also, I'm not completely broke. I'm just broke at heart. I do psychology work, but I also design clothes and jewelry. I also work retail, so its been a pretty stressful living.