"1. First they ignore you
2. then they laugh at you
3. then they fight you, then you win."
At what point are we at? 1, 2, or 3?

I think a version by
ElectricMucus fits better:
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they keep laughing, then they start choking on their laughter, and then they go and catch their breath. Then they start laughing even more.
