Anyway let's work on that disclosure statement, since I think it may discourage redundant or even inaccurate posts on the Dash thread. That's something we can all get behind, correct?
How about this:
public service announcementDash (formerly xcoin and darkcoin) had a significant fastmine over the first 48 hours of its existence (~2 million coins). These facts should not be glossed over by those seeking a fairly launched coin, so until the prominent information about the coins (such as OP, thread topic header, web site home page, etc.) conspicuously discloses these facts, this warning may be posted no more than every 24 hours on the BCT dash thread. This warning should not be posted if the prominent information about the coin (as described above) reflects these facts. For those seeking more information Monero Developer Smooth has created a thread with the pertinent on this thread:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=999886.0Conflict of interest disclaimer: the person posting this prepared message may have an interest in or be affiliated with a competing project or coin.
Sorry Smooth, there's some real devs who just did a release that I need to go and deploy, then I have plans for the evening.
https://dashtalk.org/threads/v12-release.5888/Wondering about your own communities, what have you released recently?
AEON -
Aug. 7th, 2015: 0.9.1.1 - not bad

XMR -
Dec. 8th, 2014: v0.8.8.6 
I guess developing AEON now is more attractive, seeing as it's only 2% of Monero market cap, has the same codebase / features, and hardly anyone in the Monero community knows you are there building it up yet with 2.5% of supply to spend if it ever gains in value.
You are being quite open with the AEON community right now on their thread though I see:
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At the risk of stating the obvious, upside in this coin is a long term prospect.
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EDIT: BTW, obviously, I will never help you to attack your competitors, including 'draft' some neurotic ransom-note that you intent to spam on a competitor's thread lol
