You misunderstood what I said about deadlines. I don't list out deadlines for the next week and plan my life out. If I have something to get done, I get it done. You can ask my clients, I work fairly fast on my graphic design.
You said that deadlines weren't how you rolled. Plain and simple. You don't list out deadlines and make plans.
Ordering 1 piece is different from what I needed.
Sorry, kid, but you weren't what I needed. You can't plan out things, you can't look ahead to the future, I can't rely on you. I can't rely on you, I ain't hiring you. If I wanted someone who "lives in the moment" I'd hire a fucking meth-head to do graphic design. At least him I could pump full of meth and get my picture in like 30 minutes.
EDIT: And you STILL haven't told us about ONE experience that makes you so experienced. You keep alluding to the fact that you have tons of experience, possibly even more than someone older who just goes to work and watches TV, but yet you still haven't thrown up one real life (non-internet) experience that might convince us that you have experience to make judgements on whether or not mental disorders are real.
After all, you flat out said that mental disorders aren't real.
Tell us about the experience(s) that proved this. Maybe we'll become a believer!