Alright, the flu has been kicking my ass so I just got around to adding in all the current corrections. Apparently the SEC is already investigating TS, and has confirmed his identity, so I'm leaving that. I've also been informed that "Patrick Harnett" and "Theymos" both have records of pirate verifying his scheme as stated above. I'll leave this here as is for their convenience, since apparently nobody is bothering to take civil action.