Trump isn’t actually going to run. He’s just doing it for attention or because it’s good for his business deals.

Okay, so he says he’s running, but he’s not going to file any of the forms and mount a real campaign.

Well, fine. So he did the bare minimum to call it an actual campaign. But nobody is going to take him seriously.

Look… I get it. He’s got some support. But he’s basically tied with a bunch of other people in a crowded field.

Fine. He’s way out in front, but the polls show he would get creamed by Hillary in the general.

WHAT? The country is obviously full of crazy people so I quit.