Keked... is this a joke or real?

I'm surprised Christians claim to know so much about souls... if I remember correctly the Bible only mentions souls and the afterlife in a very vague way - something about wailing and grinding of teeth, chaff getting burned, be with me in the kingdom of God etc. I once sold a guy's soul for Bitcoin so I'm the real authority on these matters... https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1011225.0