lol i actually keep my bitcoins safe. check up on them every few hours
You are a nice mom lol 
So you want to bet me that I treat my btc like they were my children?
Ok. I totally do. I love them, unconditionally. I have a special bed for my ledger wallet and I tuck them in at night and sing them lullabies.
Please send my 19 btc to 1DrhVEjmWgVk5ZDeASSVSe1dRWpV8rizmh
I think you just lost the bet lol
