Now, to those of you planning on replying with the advice that I should wait for a severe lightning storm to come along, grab my ankles, and hold my ass in the air in order to zap! and magically gain access, please spare me the agony and the ecstasy. Thomas Jefferson may have founded the great United States of America by flying model rockets with keys attached in thunderstorms, one of which got struck by lightning, the current of which rode the exhaust plume back down to Jefferson* and relayed the words of the Declaration of Independence directly to his brain, but I do not wish to go to these lengths to achieve access to that which I desire to gain access to. Plain and simple.