why are you here? You clearly have something else under centralised control - that isn't bitcoin - that you want - go chase it.
As a comp sci prof, I don need any excuse to take an interest in computer science projects, and debate them in forums and such. But I also consider part of my job duties to advise the taxpayers who pay my salary about computer-related risks and scams; and surely you must agree that "scam" and "risk" command very big fonts in the bitcoin word cloud.
lol no, you should advise taxpayers that you are one hell of an ignorant statist tit sucker and that the money spent to pay you would be better off financing some carnaval's hot potato stand.