This thread is offtopic, some mod please ban this guy

There is just no use, to banning people, they can easily make a new account. It would also be very harsh to ban someone, because of that, since it is in the nature of a forum, that people go offtopic. There are a lot of threads which are far away from the original topic. So, what? Sure, it makes the forum less well-arranged, but there are good discussions that started this way.
Just don't overthink it.

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