Ooo that is very smart, I might go with a Rasberry Pi.

I hope multibit will work, I am probably going with that since it was recommended, I'll dl it on my linux comp and use it there since that is my safest computer.

Stupid question but is there such thing as a bitcoin wallet that has 2fa integrated with it? I'm not sure how it'd work since the wallet is stored locally but I always feel safest when I use 2fa.

I'm honestly so confused and rather scared to move my coins out of Local Bitcoins at the moment.