BEST. THREAD. EVER.
LOL!
Ok, on a serious note though... You should not have purchased a 10 Gh/s miner for $50. If you are ever paying more than $0.50 per Gh/s, you will not make a profit. Buy a serious miner from Bitmain. Just to give you a profit example, I personally run 31,500 Gh/s and make about $43 a day at the current exchange rate of 230 USD to 1 BTC.
If this is a troll, well, then I guess you got me haha.