Re: [ANN] NeuCoin - Easy to use, free to try, focused on micropayments - Official
People, well done, youve added 5 pages to the thread in just 2 days. By the time of launch (if it ever happens, right?) I'm expecting 5 pages per day. You can do this!
The Achievement Award for the past 48 hours goes to the veteran troll ... Spam Confirmed. Spam, you downright zoomed from 83 to 96 lifetime posts - and still 100% dedicated to neucoin! Some of them are pure repetition and the rest mostly gibberish, but thats ok. Maybe you arent rizzlarolla after all, maybe you aim to overtake rizz and become neucoins #1 poster! But who are you? What passionate individual creates a single purpose, energizer bunny troll like you?? Could Spam Confirmed actually be a puppet of a NeuCoin intern!? They needed somebody to make asinine negative posts to keep the thread growing, somebody that would be easy to pick on who would personify the whole neucoin is a scam theme? What do you all think?
Moving on..
Today Im inducting a new member to the neucoin troll hall of fame. Put your hands together for ... TibanneCat! Meooww! Tib has really been stepping up, taking the load off of Rizzlarolla, so to speak. The gross thing about Tibanne, who posts photo after photo of Dan K and talks about dick sizes, is that he sounds like hes watching gay porn on a second screen while he over-excitedly trolls neucoin. You know what I'm talking about? Well, sure enough, Tib, who himself said the internet doesnt forget, made the following posting just 10 minutes after joining bitcointalk: he named his favorite altcoin:
I'll end on a happy note, something special, one of those diamonds in the rough...
When a troll says something true...
Gollum
it had to be you....
Youre right Jonald. Its fun to laugh at you now, but it's going to get better.
The Achievement Award for the past 48 hours goes to the veteran troll ... Spam Confirmed. Spam, you downright zoomed from 83 to 96 lifetime posts - and still 100% dedicated to neucoin! Some of them are pure repetition and the rest mostly gibberish, but thats ok. Maybe you arent rizzlarolla after all, maybe you aim to overtake rizz and become neucoins #1 poster! But who are you? What passionate individual creates a single purpose, energizer bunny troll like you?? Could Spam Confirmed actually be a puppet of a NeuCoin intern!? They needed somebody to make asinine negative posts to keep the thread growing, somebody that would be easy to pick on who would personify the whole neucoin is a scam theme? What do you all think?
Moving on..
Today Im inducting a new member to the neucoin troll hall of fame. Put your hands together for ... TibanneCat! Meooww! Tib has really been stepping up, taking the load off of Rizzlarolla, so to speak. The gross thing about Tibanne, who posts photo after photo of Dan K and talks about dick sizes, is that he sounds like hes watching gay porn on a second screen while he over-excitedly trolls neucoin. You know what I'm talking about? Well, sure enough, Tib, who himself said the internet doesnt forget, made the following posting just 10 minutes after joining bitcointalk: he named his favorite altcoin:
Analcoin! 
Tib, do you cry out *&%$ my @#$% you spyware pig! when you tap that enter key? OMG, sorry I went there. Won't happen again.I'll end on a happy note, something special, one of those diamonds in the rough...
When a troll says something true...
Gollum
it had to be you....
Once the pump begins, there will be a wave of "told you so"
ignoramuses looking at a rising price, laughing at us "trolls"
ignoramuses looking at a rising price, laughing at us "trolls"
Youre right Jonald. Its fun to laugh at you now, but it's going to get better.
Eh. The real fun happens when TRACFIN and AMF are frog marching DanK and Sandrine out of the offices on 3 rue de Teheran in the 8eme. It is either securities fraud because non-registered and no disclosure, or, it's tax evasion because the coins are the product, the company promoting it is French, no taxes or VAT have been paid, and the funds were diverted to an off-shore entity in the Seychelle's. Either way, it's money laundering, because of all the off-shore stuff.
The web of entities is elegantly constructed, but obviously, DanK and Sandrine are at the heart of the web weaving. Any competent regulatory body currently being apprised of all these shenanigans will be able to easily pierce bogus corporate veils and prosecute. DanK will share a cell with Ryan Kennedy if Interpol has to follow him to England.
This is all being sorted. Popcorn time!