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Board Announcements (Altcoins)
Re: [ANN] NeuCoin - Easy to use, free to try, focused on micropayments - Official
by
jonald_fyookball
on 05/09/2015, 17:07:06 UTC
People, well done, you’ve added 5 pages to the thread in just 2 days. By the time of launch (if it ever happens, right?) I'm expecting 5 pages per day. You can do this!

The Achievement Award for the past 48 hours goes to the veteran troll ... Spam Confirmed. Spam, you downright zoomed from 83 to 96 lifetime posts - and still 100% dedicated to neucoin! Some of them are pure repetition and the rest mostly gibberish, but that’s ok. Maybe you aren’t rizzlarolla after all, maybe you aim to overtake rizz and become neucoin’s #1 poster! But who are you? What passionate individual creates a single purpose, energizer bunny troll like you?? Could Spam Confirmed actually be a puppet of a NeuCoin intern!? They needed somebody to make asinine negative posts to keep the thread growing, somebody that would be easy to pick on who would personify the whole “neucoin is a scam” theme? What do you all think?

Moving on..

Today I’m inducting a new member to the neucoin troll hall of fame. Put your hands together for ... TibanneCat! Meooww! Tib has really been stepping up, “taking the load” off of Rizzlarolla, so to speak. The gross thing about Tibanne, who posts photo after photo of Dan K and talks about dick sizes, is that he sounds like he’s watching gay porn on a second screen while he over-excitedly trolls neucoin. You know what I'm talking about? Well, sure enough, Tib, who himself said the internet doesn’t forget, made the following posting just 10 minutes after joining bitcointalk: he named his favorite altcoin: 
Analcoin!  Wink
Tib, do you cry out “*&%$ my @#$% you spyware pig!” when you tap that enter key? OMG, sorry I went there. Won't happen again.

I'll end on a happy note, something special, one of those diamonds in the rough...
When a troll says something true...
Gollum…
it had to be you....

Once the pump begins, there will be a wave of "told you so"
ignoramuses looking at a rising price, laughing at us "trolls"

You’re right Jonald. It’s fun to laugh at you now, but it's going to get better.


You're a creative guy Dan.  I enjoy your posts. 

It's too bad you won't use your talents to create something valuable.
Instead you choose to pursue spyware and shitcoins.