Well, that's how screwed US residents are because of bitcoin. Good thing there are no such regulations existing here in our country.
If LBC wouldn't be your bet because the nearest one from you is 100 miles away, why not buy other e-currencies first before buying bitcoins? Idk how would that work out, but it's a way of evading those invasive KYC methods.
see,im from alabama and cex.io wont sell to me do to a licence problem, the closest local bitcoin guy is like 100 miles away, there is no BTC ATM's, i dont wnt to get scammed by someone i dont know and the rest wants so much data on me
it scares me since i am using the darknet with the funds... what to do.....

I assume you're using a hacked credit card?