In all seriousness though, Ixcoin is lacking the fundamental services needed to compete against Bitcoin.
To my knowledge there is still no mobile wallet, absolutely essential for purchases.
SMS transactions "coming soon" has had no public development.
There's no Mac wallet which is necessary for mainstream adoption aka propagandizing.
The premine is also an issue. The supposed bounties never really materialized... neither did the services.
What happened with the alleged 20mb test-net?