@acakf: strategies for figuring out the topic of a thread include:
1) reading the title
Original title: "How to contact tomatocage." Unenlightening

2) reading the OP
Let's give it a shot. OP [redacted]:
UPDATE 16 Sept 2015:
All the latest indications are that the Wardick account was taken over by an imposter ...
UPDATE 7 Sept. 2015:
QS has joined Tradefortress in the realm of the completely discredited thanks to an escrow scam he was pulling off. ...
UPDATE 25 August 2015:
Quickseller has recently removed one of the trust sockpuppet ratings he has left on my account. ...
The original content of this thread's OP is below the horizontal line.
What's happened is that there are really three issues at play here and I had locked this topic and started three separate threads. ...
The overarching theme, clearly, is ... it's obvious that ... um ... do I get more than one guess?
3) reading the thread
I realize this thread has gotten a little long, so perhaps only (1) and (2) are feasible, but go ahead and start there.
Listen, don't take this the wrong way, but I might have to pass.
"I understood at last the look in his eyes. He was insane."