I don't think we need to find out who the guy behind bitcoin is really. It is better off people don't know who satoshi is so he doesn't get prosecuted by federal authorities. If we had a bitcoin leader, it would really contradict the open nature of the technology.
What I find very interesting is that it requires a centralized entity in order to direct consensus.
in all seriousness, Chuck Norris aside, I think you guys may be missing the bigger picture here.