So bitcoin is:
IRS: Property
CFTC: Commodity
Judge: Currency
SEC: Security
TSA: Cash
US tends to over-regulate things to let things fall into their favor. Good thing my country hasn't thought of regulating bitcoin because for the officials here, bitcoin is just another internet commodity used by tech-savvy people to buy things online. But I must agree on the commodity part; bitcoin is used mainly for storage of value, though the value itself is highly volatile which makes it hard to rely on it to keep all your assets for the future.