Spend them on what? There's nothing other than drugs to spend them on. If you want to buy literally anything else (and drugs too), you'll find EUR and USD absolutely perfect for your needs.
This is a very silly statement.
I've spent probably $10k worth of Bitcoins over the past year and a half. Not once have I bought drugs. Most of this has been spent paying other individuals for various things (typically freelance contractor work from people in other countries). I find Bitcoin amazing useful for this.
I'm sorry that you have not found a way to use a frictionless international payment system to your benefit other than to speculate on price movements. But if you have as many bitcoins as you claim, I suggest you dig a bit deeper into the utility of this technology instead of fostering this notion that the only things people use it for are drugs.