Seriously, these people are crazy.  If I didn't think Dank Bank wasn't a grand venture and Dank was destined for music success I would never be here.  Dank is a skilled musician as his recent postings have proven as have dozens of his other recordings.  If he isn't playing Mary Had A Little Lamb for my niece it is only because he is so busy with his other concerns, not because he has no idea how to actually play a guitar even at the most basic of levels and is pulling random strings like a four year old banging on a piano which sounds good to him even though it actually sounds awful and all the adults in the room are begging his parents to drag him away because he has no understanding of musical theory or composition or the basic scales and chords common to improvisation as some of you have ridiculously suggested.  Just get out already.

My niece would really appreciate if such a skilled musician took out a few moments for her, shouldn't take more than a minute.  Thanks, Dank.