And I couldn't be happier.

Really glad I woke up one fine morning two months ago and sold everything I had into oblivion.

Dash? Dashed.
Doge? Put out to pasture.
Nxt? Next.
Ripple? Flatlined.
BitShares? Yea I shared those for USD real quick.
Peercoin? Gave it right back to them.
Bytecoin? Bit the dust.
Namecoin? Yea, in the obituaries.
Blackcoin? Gone.
BitcoinDark? teleported that shit. To my bank account basics.
Supernet? super-broke net.
NEM? Already OEM.
Boolberry? Squashed.

I could go on for quite a while. But I'm sure you already get it.