Why won't you nerd trolls leave dank alone? You're just adding doubt which is the last thing he needs. Why not wait until the end of the year? You'll all see.

Heck, I'll be rich by then and just fund his concert myself. Just to show you sad trolls, and for the benefit of bringing man-kind together for an important message.

Seriously, don't you have anything better to do?

-Zoey