I've got an idea, kids.

Why don't we do this on a larger scale, and more in the real world ?
Someone (preferably not me) set up a conference, invite all the leading cryptos to send a team to fight it out, both on their own rigs, and on an in-house LAN.
Add a speaker programme and some panels, invite lots of mainstream press, call it the Crypto Olympics, make a proper 2 or 3 day event of it.