So in summation:

Pirate creates an enormous ponzi scheme, steals a shitload of bitcoins, collapses most other ponzi schemes & investments:  Oh well, free market, whatcha gonna do? If we're nice, maybe he'll give them all back!

Avatar representing Cosbycoin, a hilarious 10 minutes of "hacking" demonstrating the weakness of using hastily cobbled together, open source forum software: NOT FUNNY, RUINS THE STELLAR REPUTATION OF BITCOIN, THE CURRENCY OF THE FUTURE!