Wow... ok I had my suspicions but now I'm positive that there are some individuals with major reading disabilities on this particular forum. I posted last night that I found someone to help me. In other words, I am no longer accepting donations. I don't know how to explain that any further.
Anything sent to the given adress will be returned promptly. Just let me know that you sent it or I won't know it was one of you.

"I'm not trying to argue with you man, just disregard it."
You then go on to argue with me       lol I'm not trying to be an ass, I'm just saying

"I think any convenience store would hold a random stranger in contempt for walking in and saying 'if you give me 10 bucks now, I'll give you 20 bucks next week.'"
You see, that's not *quite* the same as what I did. I won't bother trying to elaborate on this, I'm sure it would go in one and out the other anyway.

Good day, bitcointalk.org/subforum noobs. I apologize for all the agony and butt-hurt I've apparently caused.