Im nearing the moment where i have to make the most important decision of my day and my bowels are not giving any me anymore time: Rise to relieve myself in the local library bathroom in which both toilets are overflowing a brown, green and yellow slur onto the floor or do i make my way down the block in search of another public restroom?

update I pooped in the second floor of the library, safely inside a well groomed bathroom stall.