I think you are missing some of the great things about the forum.  Really you should look at some of the other threads about this.  There are quite a few and have lots of very good info.

To ask to write it or PM you it all would literally be a huge task.   And robs you from learning to be honest.  Part of it reading will get you is finding what you enjoy, what you enjoy makes a massive difference on it all to be honest.