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Famous Software School Tackles Fake Degrees Using the Blockchain
From our Bitcoin, is there anything you can't do? department.
San Francisco's new software engineering school, Holberton, has announced it will tackle fake degrees using bitcoin technology.
In partnership with Bitproof, the notary startup founded by teenager Louison Dumont, Holberton will issue every graduate with certificate that can be verified on bitcoin's blockchain using a Digital Certificate Number (DCN).

"I had this eureka moment when I figured out I could sign a message with a bitcoin address," explains teenager Louison Dumont. "That just floored me, so I landed some VC bucks and figured out how to type 'Joe Schmoe haz Super Computer Scientist certificat from Holberton, the famos top computor colege you probably never heard of but is totally real.'"

Holberton School of Computering is not associated with Betty "ENIAC Girl Gamer" Holberton, or Halliburton Company, an American multinational corporation run by The Lizard People.




Creepy Bitcoin Kidnappers Keep Bullying Canadian, Demand More Coins
More from our Bitcoin, is there anything you can't do? department.
$50,000 actual real money reward offered for capture and conviction of Canadian expat’s kidnappers, as authorities appear no closer to busting the bitcoin bandits.
Eight months have passed since Canadian expat Ryan Piercy, kidnapped by bitcoin fiends past January, was released, but his nightmare is not over. The bitcoin crooks continue to blackmail Piercy and his family with rambling, illiterate demands [shit grammar and incoherence make bitcoiners easy to spot -ed].

“Our intention will be to mame [sic] and disfigure initially. The problem is the devices and components used are not precise. … Acid is a tricky substance to control but combined explosives as a delivery system it is anybodys [sic] guess.”




Top 10 Benefits Bitcoin Provides New Users
Cointelegraph's elevator pitch expert Evander Smart brings you another load of high caliber crap to unload into the unsuspecting unfortunates you've somehow managed to trap in an elevator.
Our cub reporter ahkpu, in an effort to make everything look like a Red Letter Bible, experiments with fun text effects.
1. The world’s easiest bank account to open
That would be Pirateat40's Bitcoin Savings & Trust.

2. Appreciate the appreciation

Critics of Bitcoin are quick to point out that it has lost hundreds of dollars in value since Mt. Gox ...
...and while Bitcoin prices have tumbled over the past two years, it's worth noting that 1BTC is still worth more than nothing, its price 6 years ago.

3. Launch your Business idea without the need for bank approval
Starting a new business can be very hard, financially.
Because banks actually want a coherent business plan, not wanting to lend you money for a business that's sure to fail.  Not so with bitcoiners. They'll even give you money to start a bank of your very own.

4. Quickly gain access to the rest of the digital currencies or altcoins
So you can lose money even faster.

6. Two words: Bitcoin IPOs!

These are starting to become a new bitcoin financing option.
One word: RUN!!!
Bitcoin IPOs have been around forever. 99% failure/fraud rate.

7. Programmable money has its advantages over fiat currencies
Having a truly digital currency means you can do many things a dollar simply can’t do. For example, you can have a family wallet with pre-set spending limits.
Possible with digital currencies? Sure. Possible now, with Bitcoin? No.

8. ‘Smart contracts’ provide many business options

Every day, many people worldwide use a version of the “smart contract” and don’t even know it. ... Nick Szabo coined this concept word back in 1997.
That's why.

8. Crowdfund your business or project even in the most remote area
What if you’re in an impoverished, 3rd-world nation? You don’t live near a metropolitan city. You live 30-50-100 miles from the nearest bank. You don’t own a car. Your local dirt road is flooded out by rain 3-4 days a week.
Then you (and your equally broke neighbor) just whip out your iPhones with unlimited internet, and ...and start a Bitcoin exchange. Or start selling mud from your muddy road, which you can't ship because you just dug up the road, the only avenue of egress from your impoverished hovel. Or something.

9. Don’t like your government or central banking system? Bitcoin makes a financial and political statement
Maybe you or someone you know is the type of person that hates being controlled, financially or otherwise.
Or how about you just grab a Che Guevara T-shirt at Hot Topic & not pay? Simpler and edgier, Wild One!

10. Bitcoin’s speed makes a wire transfer seem like a steam ship
Have you ever tried to take more than US$10k out of a bank?
No. I keep my hookers and blow purchases in the sub-$10k range. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

The Internet started out just like this

Yes, that's 11, and no, no it didn't. Most MLM and ponzi shemes did, but Internet? No.