On a lighter note. I have now been able to use my stuck funny money balance to upgrade from level 4>8>10>12 and finally level 13.
I have beaten this game and I will reject anyone's reality that says otherwise.

Any confused fool want to buy my level 13 account for 0.01? You may find comfort in the idea that this has a equal chance of paying out as lapsed LTCG payments do.

....why did I decide to make a post again??