We even submitted our Bank Statement from a lawful F.D.I.C. insured Bank, along with it's Telephone Number.
They rejected the Document as "This document does not meet the required type". We asked how the Document did not meet "the required type, and they never replied.

Get a load of this:

Your request for Address Information has been rejected. Please resubmit it.
Your request for Financial Institution Verification (Simple - Bank) was accepted!

It's the same Bank!

Why do you guys make of all of this?