Obviously I don't agree with such absurd nonsense. Sorry but I find the hubris in the way you phrased your nonsense ("home-made", "profanation") to deserve an equal reaction.
"Home-made" and "profanation" wasn't intended to insult you, sorry if it looks so, English is not my native language and sometimes I have to look words in an online translator that returns several results.
On the matter, if you don't agree then we can't continue the discussion because we stick to different paradigms. I prefer one which is used in the most papers dedicated to CAP theorem.