I think everyone is really bear bitten, every time there is a minor downward correction they scream "DUMP/DOWNTREND/THAT WAS THE TOP SELL BEFORE 50k DUMP ON YOU"
We are still traumatised. Perhaps a trip out into the woods should be organised so we can beat our chests at the wilderness and eat raw rabbit guts until the positivity truly returns. Then again there's a strong chance of being eaten by a bear.
Just did it. But hey, next time I read your post more carefully - accidentally ate a bear.