And yet every bit-coiner is euphoric because suddenly his magical
BTCeans can buy them ~20% more real money.

You thought you'd have so much fun out shortin with your bros
But beneath the water awaits a terror nobody knows
You're dragged beneath by it's row of teeth
The bull shark
It's too late now it's made it's mark
The bull shark
Humans are helpless to this mighty beast
Claiming its prey
helpless in the water
a human buffet
